The two competitors square up and exchange pleasantries.
“Hey kid, want to buy some drugs?” Kenkakuknight offers to UltraLaw.
“No thanks, mine’s top of the line,” retorts UltraLaw.
KenkakuKnight is clearly having none of his sass. "Oh, it’s on now!
Both fighters start off defensively, squaring off for position, followed by a simultaneous firing of their Moonlight Spheres! They quickly use them to heal back up, and we’re back to square one! A series of flurries from Kenkakuknight and WOWSERS, there’s the Sun and Moon Overdose one-two punch! First round goes to Ken.
Ultra gets back up on his feet and throws as good as he gets, keeping Ken on his toes. This match is looking quite even. Ken (30hp) fires off another Moonlight Sphere, but UltraLaw (22hp) expertly blocks it, overdosing Ken for his folly. However, Ken doesn’t seemed fazed AND THERE’S WHY HE TAKES ANOTHER DOSE OF DRUGS! The previously blocked sphere weakened UltraLaw enough for Ken suicide double-dose to win the round!
Looks like Ken got a little cocky this round. He throws in a good trip at the beginning with a quick ground and pound, but he’s now all gassed out so early on! Ultra wisely capitalizes on Ken’s overreach, defensively chipping down the overconfident Ken, stealing a match from the arrogant fighter.
Ken gets his head back in the game, playing smart and safe, getting a slight advantage and using his Healing Spheres to gather up his energy. It’s looking bad for Ultra, and rightly so as Ken distracts him with a Gloria Plushie doll, dosing him with some more drugs.
Ultra is pressed into a tough space. He gets in a couple of good trips, having studied Ken’s opening moves. Ken tries to mix up his game, but Ultra skillfully reads Ken like a book and presses his advantage. Ken finds himself back on the ground, but it seems like the bump to his noggin woke up the distressed fighter. He gambles on defense and gets lucky, blocking Ultra’s heavy attack. Ken pushes forward with a flurry of blows, throwing spheres up and beams of moonlight! The ring is littered with their destructive battle! Ken presses on with a burst of sunlight, boosted by the moonlight energy he has gathered up, BUT WAIT, HE PULLS BACK. Ultra (1hp) is on his last legs and Ken (7hp) holds back on his syringe. Ken’s not looking too good himself, so backs off to patch himself up. He’s looking much better, and though Ultra (5hp) takes the opportunity to heal, Ken’s (11hp) syringe finger is looking might twitchy.
It now comes down to this. Showdown at noon. Ken and Ultra square off at each other, trying to get into each others minds. Ultra with beads of sweat on his brow, Ken with a cool grin on his face…
Ultra shoots off with a burst of sunlight, firing off the fastest attack he’s ever thrown… into a Gloria plushie. She looks upon the burnt dollie and suddenly feels the all-too-familiar prick of a syringe in her neck.
Kenkakuknight jumps up in joy, hands in the air with the
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