Mae Borowski (Gutter Owl) prevails against Gundham Tanaka (Zqxx) 4-0
Okay what the actual eff is going on
Did you like insult a purple hair dye company???
And they’re like sending their assassins after you!
[details=Summary]Or like its some sort of perm-based ninja clan
All coming to avenge their fallen
Unable to deal with my superior kickin red fringe
No dude it was just some weird teen?
But like, super overdramatic
So a teen
Basically a teen, yes
Just showed up while I was chilling with Lori
Oh Lori M. She’s like this teen. But like, a cool teen?
No dude, seriously. She hands out on like the rooftops downtown and is really creative! You’d like her.
Anyway I’m asking her about this horror movie she want’s to film some day, when this teen
The other teen, the shitty one
Climbs up and like, idk, tries to call me out?
Said I was a beast he was going to tame or annihilate at his choosing or something
That’s weirdly specific
Yeah it was weird
I told him I didn’t like want any trouble
But he was just weird and aggressive and rude and wouldn’t go away
And then suddenly Lori just pushed him down and sat on him
oh my god
It was pretty amazing
He was so mad
Threatened to do some like kung fu moves on us or something
But mostly he just flailed around
Yeah he eventually like wriggled free
But like he was super flustered and really out of sorts
Okay I swear this is true
He threatens to use his ultimate weapon
i’m dying mae
No no no dude it gets better
He reaches into his messed up coat
And he pulls out
Like four hamsters
And he threatens to sick them on us
oh my god angus is reading now
he’s laughing so hard I think he can’t breathe
so what happened? with the hamsters?
Remember all the rats in town?
You mean the rat infestation you helped make?
Yeah those rats
Anyway apparently they don’t like hamsters
And like the instant this dude pulls out his death gerbils
Like a bunch of rats just suddenly turn and start HISSING
And I think like one or two tried to bite the guy
Anyway while he was dealing with that Lori and I just kinda
Went and grabbed a couple tacos from work and then I came home
I AM GOING TO PRINT THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION OUT AND EAT IT
I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Yeah I don’t even know what happened to the guy after that
He’s probably still on that roof
fighting rats to this very day[/details]