GutterOwl 5-0 against @UTRALAW
pretty standard starter, I think? i don't remember this match???? look I have like 320 kb storage in my brain i'm sorry
mad scramble at bottom of the life barrel. utra drops 3 embers in the bin in like the first three turns, which ends up eating at least 22 perse life. (tfw you do-as-told an embers activation.) missed a checkmate because i thought jaina had AA, but pulled it out next turn out on a cold throw-dodge read.
i played very very scared of bonecrackers, and took some heavy lumps for my trouble. but thankfully the oblivions didn't come out until late, and mostly ran smack into do-as-tolds. lost the jokers, but not the aces, and persewheeled back to victory.
i think i was just in utra's head. so was perse, cuz a mistress's command ate a temp-dist and a joker. utra eventually got quad-a online, and we played chicken with the trigger. he got me with one, but I bluffed the facedown and only ate 20. eventually he had me checkmated on negligible life with temp-dist and AA, but he didn't believe, and a yolo throw stole the game.
mistress's command into 4488KJoker, followed by bare-your-soul into A72. WELP.
so that's 4.0+5.0+5.5+4.5+6.0 for 25.0, right? someone check me, i am notoriously bad at simple addition.
good luck in the rest of the tourney, utra.