Just look at the Birds, Squirrels, and Frogs. How can they NOT be “Cute Animals”?
I know! It is a travesty.
Luckily I have clarified with Sirlin himself on the design decisions here. Here is what he definitely really totally told me for real (none of the below are ridiculous lies):
- Birds are definitely not cute. They are actually “Suspiciously Cute” Animals. For a while they were considered Animals “With Something to Hide.”
- Squirrels are more “Charming” than “Cute,” obviously.
- Frogs are obviously “Dapper” Animals, if they’re anything.
Are frogs anything? Do frogs exist? What does Noted “Frog” Expert Paul @Phrawger Wranger have to say on the subject?
And can we even trust anything he has to say? I’ve heard rumors that he’s in the pocket of Big Frog.
Paul and the Phrawger Wrangers sounds like a great name for an 80s rock band
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I can live with these rulings. Thank you for clarifying.
Juicer’s descriptor of “Dapper” is upheld with the caveat that the smaller the bow tie you put on a frog, the larger the overlap becomes for “Dapper” and “Cute”.
I shall not dignify the Big Frog rumors with a response, except to note that my voting record has been almost exclusively “Small Frogs For All Public Offices.”
Small frogs, small hands.
Yeeeeees,I was surprised in Codex.
∑(゚Д゚) WHAAAAAAT !? PANDA ARE TALKING !!
? Isn’t that common knowledge?
∑(゚Д゚) NOOOOOOOO ! TALKING TURTLE !! WHY?
Calm down without making noise.
∑(゚Д゚) HOW DOES THE CAT USE GUNS ?
That is not a cat. It’s an Ocelot !
(°_°) SO, WHY NOT THE CATS CUTE ANIMALS !?
Mr.Sirlin! Why I and she are friends !?