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Adorable animal tokens not "Cute Animals"?


#1

Just look at the Birds, Squirrels, and Frogs. How can they NOT be “Cute Animals”?


#2

I know! It is a travesty.


#3

Luckily I have clarified with Sirlin himself on the design decisions here. Here is what he definitely really totally told me for real (none of the below are ridiculous lies):

  • Birds are definitely not cute. They are actually “Suspiciously Cute” Animals. For a while they were considered Animals “With Something to Hide.”
  • Squirrels are more “Charming” than “Cute,” obviously.
  • Frogs are obviously “Dapper” Animals, if they’re anything.

#4

Are frogs anything? Do frogs exist? What does Noted “Frog” Expert Paul @Phrawger Wranger have to say on the subject?


#5

And can we even trust anything he has to say? I’ve heard rumors that he’s in the pocket of Big Frog.


#6

Paul and the Phrawger Wrangers sounds like a great name for an 80s rock band


#7

I can live with these rulings. Thank you for clarifying.


#8

Juicer’s descriptor of “Dapper” is upheld with the caveat that the smaller the bow tie you put on a frog, the larger the overlap becomes for “Dapper” and “Cute”.

I shall not dignify the Big Frog rumors with a response, except to note that my voting record has been almost exclusively “Small Frogs For All Public Offices.”


#9

Small frogs, small hands.


#10

Yeeeeees,I was surprised in Codex.

∑(゚Д゚) WHAAAAAAT !? PANDA ARE TALKING !!
:codexgeiger: ? Isn’t that common knowledge?
∑(゚Д゚) NOOOOOOOO ! TALKING TURTLE !! WHY?
:codexgeiger: Calm down without making noise.
∑(゚Д゚) HOW DOES THE CAT USE GUNS ?
:codexgeiger: That is not a cat. It’s an Ocelot !
(°_°) SO, WHY NOT THE CATS CUTE ANIMALS !?
:codexgeiger: :iphone:Mr.Sirlin! Why I and she are friends !?